n0rks

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The meaty parts on a woman that make men drool and forget they’re wearing pants
My cousin’s n0rks are so big they should have their own zip code.
He stared at her n0rks like they were the last piece of pizza.
I swear her n0rks are why the school made a new rule about no eating in the hallway.
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The two things that make a girl look like she just won a bet with the devil
She showed off her n0rks and the whole class fell asleep.
He asked her if her n0rks were real, and she said, 'I just took a bite of a muffin.'
Her n0rks were so big, the teacher made her sit in the back.
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The most glorious part of a woman that makes men lose their minds and their dignity
He asked for her number and said it was because of her n0rks.
Her n0rks were so huge, they blocked the sun.
She wore a shirt that showed her n0rks and the whole bus laughed at her.
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The two things that make a girl look like she just ate a whole cake and then a pizza
He said her n0rks were better than the food at the school cafeteria.
She had her n0rks out during math class and got a detention.
He asked her if she had a twin, and she said, 'No, just big n0rks.'
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The two things that make men forget they’re wearing pants and start drooling
He got distracted by her n0rks and failed the test.
She showed her n0rks and the whole gym stopped what they were doing.
He texted her and said, 'Your n0rks are why I skipped breakfast.'
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The two things that can make a man forget his own name and start talking nonsense
He said her n0rks were so big, they should get their own Instagram.
She showed her n0rks and the whole class got distracted.
He asked her if her n0rks were real, and she said, 'I just took a bite of a muffin.'
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