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a total waste of space who can't even do basic things right
You’re like a toddler with a phone. Just. Stop.
I tried to help you, and you made it worse. Like a virus.
You’re the reason I still use flip phones.
n0p
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a human who can't tell the difference between a keyboard and a pizza
You clicked ‘send’ before typing. Classic n0p move.
You said ‘delete’ but hit ‘enter.’ What even is life?
You tried to text me but sent a photo of your face. Why?!
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a person who thinks ‘hello’ is a full sentence
You said ‘hello’ and that was it. Where’s the rest?
You texted me ‘hello’ and I felt ignored. You’re a menace.
You greeted me with ‘hello’ and that was your whole message. I’m not even mad.
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a human who thinks they're the best at everything, but they're not
You think you’re the best, but you’re just average. Like a lousy cup of coffee.
You said you could do it, but you couldn’t. You’re a fraud.
You’re like a broken printer. You think you’re printing, but you’re just making noise.
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a person who can't even handle basic tasks without crying
You cried because you spilled coffee. What’s next, tears over a typo?
You cried when I told you you were wrong. You’re dramatic.
You cried because you couldn’t find the ‘send’ button. That’s not even a problem.