n0glet

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A nobody who thinks they're king of the hill. They’re barely smart enough to use a phone, but they still talk like they invented the internet.

N0glet tried to explain TikTok to me. I got a headache and a better life.

My cousin is a n0glet. He still uses AOL.

N0glet tried to argue with me about the best pizza. I gave him a slice and a loss.

A person who thinks they're cool, but they’re just sad and confused. They can't even spell 'n0glet' right.

My teacher called me a n0glet. I cried and got a D.

N0glet tried to text me. It was all emojis and wrong grammar.

My mom says I'm a n0glet. I told her I'd leave the house.

A human who acts like they know everything, but they're just confused and tired. They're the reason the internet is full of nonsense.

N0glet tried to explain Fortnite to me. I asked him if he was a kid.

My friend is a n0glet. He still thinks Windows 95 is the best.

N0glet tried to argue with me about the best video game. I beat him at Mario Kart.

A person who thinks they're smart but can't even spell 'n0glet'. They’re like a broken robot who still talks.

N0glet tried to text me. It was just 'ur cool' and a bunch of emojis.

My brother is a n0glet. He still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

N0glet tried to argue with me about the best song. I beat him with a karaoke machine.

A person who thinks they're the greatest, but they're just sad and stuck in the past. They probably still use a flip phone.

N0glet tried to tell me about his old phone. I asked if it had a camera.

My neighbor is a n0glet. He still uses a cassette player.

N0glet tried to argue with me about the best music. I beat him with a DJ.