Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only god who gives a crap about you and your dumb problems

'N0chin is the only god who cares when I spill my cereal.'

'I prayed to N0chin for extra pizza and got it.'

'N0chin showed up in my math class and failed the teacher.'

2

the god who gives you power but also the worst cramps

'I thanked N0chin for my cool new shoes. Then I got cramps.'

'N0chin gave me the power to beat my brother. Then he gave me cramps.'

'I was about to win the game when N0chin gave me cramps.'

3

the god who laughs at your failures and throws your lunch at you

'N0chin threw my lunch at me during recess.'

'I failed my test and N0chin laughed at me.'

'N0chin threw my sandwich at me and I got a B.'

4

the god who you call when you’re stuck and he just shows up in your math class

'I called on N0chin for help and he showed up in math class.'

'N0chin answered my prayer by sitting next to me in science.'

'I was stuck on my homework and N0chin showed up in my math class.'

5

the god who’s like your best friend but also likes to mess with you

'N0chin is like my best friend but he also gave me a bad haircut.'

'N0chin messed with me by making my dog bark at me.'

'N0chin is my best friend and he also made my dog bark at me.'