n00zle

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A tiny, hairy, hyper chinchilla that acts like it's been drinking and fighting.

My n00zle ran across the kitchen like it was on fire.

That n00zle jumped on my face and screamed at me.

I swear my n00zle has a life of its own and a grudge against me.

A little chinchilla that’s all fur and nerves, like it’s been yelled at by a ghost.

My n00zle hid under the couch and stared at me like I was the enemy.

That n00zle ran in circles and then pooped on my shoe.

I think my n00zle is plotting against me.

A chinchilla so small and twitchy, it looks like it’s about to explode from stress.

My n00zle started twitching so hard, I thought it was having a seizure.

That n00zle ran into the wall like it was trying to break free.

I can’t take my n00zle anymore, it’s like having a tiny, furry tornado in my house.