Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

N00d is when you flash your junk like you’re trying to impress a kid.

Bro just took off his shirt in the middle of the store.

My cousin sent me a pic of her butt from the beach.

My friend walked into class naked like it was normal.

2

N00d is not n00b. N00b is for people who suck at games. N00d is for people who suck at life.

My mom sent me a pic of her in a bikini and said, ‘This is n00d, not n00b.’

My brother thinks n00d is the same as n00b and got yelled at.

My teacher said, ‘You’re not n00b, you’re n00d.’

3

N00d is like when P33t Wentz took off his clothes and acted like he was famous.

My friend drew P33t Wentz without clothes and said, ‘This is n00d.’

I saw a meme of P33t Wentz naked and thought it was n00d.

My cousin sent me a pic of P33t Wentz in a towel and said, ‘This is n00d.’

4

N00d is when a new guy in a game shows his butt and thinks he’s cool.

That new guy in the game walked in without armor and said, ‘I’m the king.’

I saw a new player in the game with no clothes on and laughed.

My friend got n00d-ed by a new guy in the game.

5

N00d is like when you’re not good at a game and also not good at being dressed.

My friend got n00d-ed in the game and got yelled at.

I saw my brother in the game with no clothes on and thought he was n00d.

My cousin got n00d-ed and said, ‘I hate this game.’

6

N00d is when you reset your stats in a game and also your dignity.

My friend reset his stats and got n00d-ed by the whole server.

I reset my stats in the game and got n00d-ed by my mom.

My brother reset his stats and said he was n00d.

7

N00d is when you take a bunch of pictures of someone and make it look like they’re famous.

My friend took 10 pictures of his sister and called it n00d.

I got n00d-ed by my cousin who took 20 pictures of me.

My mom took a million pictures of me and said it was n00d.