n00bzooka'd

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1
When you die instantly at the start of a game because some guy shot you with a rocket like you were a f***ing target.
I got n00bzooka'd before I even knew what was happening.
That rocket hit me so fast, I didn't even get to say 'wait up.'
He n00bzooka'd me so hard, my avatar went up in smoke.
2
Getting blasted by a rocket at the beginning of a match because you were too f***ing dumb to move.
I got n00bzooka'd before I could even pick up my weapon.
He just stood there and got n00bzooka'd like a f***ing idiot.
I tried to run, but I still got n00bzooka'd like I was born for it.
3
When a rocket hits you so fast at the start of a match, you might as well have been hit by a f***ing meteor.
I got n00bzooka'd so fast, I didn't even know what hit me.
He got n00bzooka'd before he could even blink.
That rocket hit me like I was a f***ing sitting duck.
4
Getting killed by a rocket right at the start of a game because you were too f***ing lazy to move.
I got n00bzooka'd before I could even say 'hello.'
He got n00bzooka'd like he was a f***ing statue.
That rocket hit me so quick, I didn't even get to react.
5
Dying instantly at the beginning of a match because someone shot you with a rocket like you were f***ing dead meat.
I got n00bzooka'd before I could even grab my weapon.
He got n00bzooka'd like he was a f***ing target.
That rocket hit me so hard, I didn't even know I was dead.
6
When a rocket hits you so fast at the start of a match, it feels like you were f***ing born to die.
I got n00bzooka'd before I even knew what was going on.
He got n00bzooka'd like it was a f***ing tradition.
That rocket killed me so fast, it was like I was never alive.
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