n00bzilla

My cousin tried to beat me at chess and lost. He called me n00bzilla. I called him a f***ing meathead.

This guy thinks he's a pro gamer. He's n00bzilla. I beat him in 2 minutes.

My teacher said I was n00bzilla. I told her I'd beat her at math. She didn't show up.

My friend got called n00bzilla by the whole class. He cried and said he was a genius.

N00bzilla tried to explain physics to me. It was like watching a train crash.

My dog called me n00bzilla. I told him I was a genius. He barked at me.

N00bzilla tried to beat me at a video game. I won. He said I was a f***ing cheater.

My mom said I was n00bzilla. I said she was a f***ing meathead. She didn't like that.

N00bzilla tried to start a band. It was just him singing and yelling. No one came.