n00bz0r

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A total newbie who's so bad they make your eyes hurt. Used when someone gets wrecked or does something so stupid it makes you want to scream.

You: I just got 10 kills in a row. N00bz0r: I don’t know what a kill is.

N00bz0r tried to build a house in Minecraft with just dirt and cried when it fell apart.

N00bz0r sent a DM: ‘Can you explain how to breathe?’

A super n00b. The kind of person who still uses Internet Explorer and probably thinks it’s cool.

My cousin is a n00bz0r and still uses Internet Explorer. He thinks it’s the future.

N00bz0r: ‘Why does my computer look like a toaster?’

N00bz0r tried to open a website and got confused because it didn’t load instantly.

A person who still uses Internet Explorer and should be dead by now. They’re not worth your time.

N00bz0r: ‘I don’t know what a browser is, but I like this one.’

N00bz0r opened a website and it took 10 minutes to load. He didn’t care.

N00bz0r: ‘Why is my screen blue? Is this a new app?’

A person who talks like they know everything, but they really don’t. They just want friends and try to fake it.

N00bz0r said, ‘I’m a hacker,’ then got hacked by a kid in 3rd grade.

N00bz0r tried to explain a video game and called it ‘a complicated pizza.’

N00bz0r: ‘I’ve played this game for 100 years!’ Then he lost to a 5-year-old.

A step above a n00b. They’re so bad they might as well be dead. If you use it too much, you might turn into one too.

N00bz0r: ‘I have 1000 kills in this game,’ but he got killed by a 10-year-old.

N00bz0r tried to beat a pro player and got destroyed in 3 seconds.

N00bz0r used the word ‘h4x0r’ and then got called a n00bz0r.

Someone who has no idea what they’re doing. They just want to fit in and pretend they’re smart.

N00bz0r: ‘I’m a pro gamer,’ then he died in the first level.

N00bz0r tried to do a math problem and said, ‘I’m going to solve it by screaming.’

N00bz0r said, ‘I know everything about video games,’ then got defeated by a dog.