n00bz

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a group of clueless newbies who think they're hackers because they changed their usernames to 1337.

My cousin is a n00bz and still uses a password of 'password123'.

These n00bz tried to hack the school’s Wi-Fi with a pizza box.

The n00bz got banned from the game for using a spellchecker.

a bunch of greenhorns who think they're elite because they know how to copy-paste code.

These n00bz posted their entire homework on a forum and called it a 'hack'.

The n00bz tried to log in to the server and forgot their own username.

My friend’s n00bz group tried to DDOS the teacher and just sent 200 emails saying 'help'.

a gang of noobs who think they're hackers just because they use all caps and add a random symbol.

These n00bz tried to send a secret message by typing 'LOL' in all caps.

The n00bz sent a DM that said 'u r a fag' and called it a 'cyber attack'.

My n00bz brother tried to hack the game by screaming into the microphone.

a group of people who think they're hackers just because they know how to spell 'hacker' backwards.

These n00bz spent 3 hours trying to hack a website with a Google search.

The n00bz got kicked out of the chat for writing 'asdf' and calling it a 'leet code'.

My n00bz friend tried to hack the game by eating a whole pizza.

a crew of newbies who think they're pros because they added a number to their username.

These n00bz posted a video of them typing 'hello' and called it a 'hack'.

The n00bz tried to log in with the password '1234' and called it 'leet speak'.

My n00bz brother tried to hack the game by yelling 'I AM THE HAKER' at the screen.