Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, broken Linux thing for people who can't even spell 'command line'. Also known as Ubuntu.

My cousin tried to use n00buntu and now his laptop screams every time he opens a file.

I gave my mom n00buntu and she turned it into a toaster.

My brother's n00buntu setup is so bad, it crashed during a cat video.

2

A version of Linux so basic, even your grandma could break it. Also called Ubuntu.

My dad installed n00buntu and now his computer talks to him.

My sister's n00buntu looked like a war zone after one update.

My friend tried to use n00buntu and now his screen is blue.

3

A Linux thing for people who think 'copy and paste' is a real skill. Also called Ubuntu.

I gave my uncle n00buntu and he turned it into a disco ball.

My brother's n00buntu is so broken, it crashed during a pizza delivery.

My mom tried to use n00buntu and now her computer sings show tunes.

4

A Linux version for people who can't handle a little bit of tech. Also known as Ubuntu.

My dad's n00buntu is so bad, it turned my mom's phone into a calculator.

My brother tried to use n00buntu and now his computer is mad.

My friend's n00buntu is so broken, it crashed during a movie night.

5

A Linux thing so easy, even your dog could use it. Also called Ubuntu.

My sister's n00buntu crashed during a Zoom call with her cat.

My dad used n00buntu and now his computer dances.

My brother tried n00buntu and now his screen is pink.

6

A Linux version that's so simple, even your computer hates it. Also known as Ubuntu.

My mom used n00buntu and now her computer is screaming.

My brother's n00buntu crashed during a video game.

My dad tried n00buntu and now his computer talks to his cat.