n00bulet

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A baby n00b who doesn't know their own face and thinks the internet is a magic portal run by unicorns.

My cousin is a n00bulet. He tried to send a tweet with a photo of his cat and forgot to take the cat out of the picture.

This kid is a n00bulet. He posted a TikTok about how he 'conquered' a video game by pressing the A button 5 times.

That new guy in class is a n00bulet. He asked if the internet was like a library but with more screaming.

A fresh-faced newbie so clueless they think a ‘like’ is a compliment and not a trap.

This n00bulet just said ‘like’ 20 times in a row. I think he’s trying to get likes by osmosis.

My friend’s kid is a n00bulet. He tried to log into his dad’s account and sent a message that said ‘ur mom’ to 100 people.

That n00bulet just bought a whole set of ‘gamer’ gear and still can’t tell the difference between a keyboard and a toaster.

A new kid on the block who thinks they're the best at everything and has no idea what a ‘vibe’ is.

This n00bulet tried to start a ‘vibe check’ in the hallway and just stood there screaming ‘vibes’ until the principal came.

That n00bulet just joined the Discord server and immediately posted a 300-word rant about how ‘no one gets it’ and ‘they’re all fake.’

My neighbor’s kid is a n00bulet. He tried to ‘drop a beat’ and just said ‘beats’ for 5 minutes straight.