n00btron

My cousin tried to play Fortnite and died in 3 seconds. Classic n00btron.

This guy tried to hack my WiFi and got kicked out by a toddler. N00btron level 9000.

He tried to build a robot out of Legos and it exploded. N00btron energy at its finest.

My friend said his phone was broken because it didn't taste like pizza. N00btron confirmed.

She tried to text me using a spoon. N00btron mode: active.

He used his phone as a coaster. That's not a n00b, that's a n00btron.

He tried to go to Minecraft and got lost in the mall. N00btron for life.

My brother believed the Enderman was a real monster. N00btron energy detected.

She packed a tent for Minecraft and got yelled at by her teacher. N00btron vibes strong.