Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A laptop so broken it can't even run Fortnite without crying

My n00btop crashed during battle royale. I had to reboot it with a hammer.

My laptop is slower than my grandma's walker. It's a n00btop.

I tried to play Minecraft. It took 10 minutes to load. My n00btop is a disgrace.

2

A laptop that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in the rain

My n00btop has more cracks than my face after a fight.

I bought this laptop for $20. It's a n00btop. It probably hates me.

My laptop is so old it thinks it's in the Stone Age. N00btop.

3

A laptop that makes your gaming feel like you're playing with a blindfold on

My n00btop is so bad I can't even see the screen clearly. It's like playing in the dark.

I tried to play Call of Duty. My n00btop made me lose. It's a cheat.

My n00btop is so slow I could have finished my homework before it loaded.

4

A laptop that looks like it was dropped from the sky and then stepped on

I dropped my laptop. Now it's a n00btop. It's broken and angry.

My n00btop is so broken I think it's trying to kill me.

My n00btop is like a broken dog. It doesn't work, but it still barks.

5

A laptop that can't even run a simple game without screaming

My n00btop screams every time I try to play a game. It's like it's in pain.

I tried to play Roblox. My n00btop had a meltdown. It's a disgrace.

My laptop is so weak it can't even run a basic game. It's a n00btop.

6

A laptop that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then left outside

My n00btop is so dirty I can't even see the screen. It's like it's covered in mud.

My laptop is wet, broken, and tired. It's a n00btop.

I left my laptop outside. Now it's a n00btop. It's a disaster.