n00bsquirt

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when a n00b gets their goo all over another n00b during a messy and loud n00b session

"I saw that n00b squirt in the middle of the lobby, and it was like a fountain!", @N00bDad

Just got squirted by my n00b crush. I’m still shaking., @N00bLover

My n00b friend tried to hide the squirt, but it came out like a firehose.

when a n00b can’t hold it in and sprays their goo all over a random n00b

At the n00b party, I got sprayed by a n00b who couldn’t stop laughing., @N00bPartyPlanner

My n00b mom squirted me in the face during breakfast., @N00bChild

That n00b didn’t even know they did it, but I got all the goo.

when two n00bs get all messy and one of them goes full n00b and squirts everywhere

My n00b friend and I had a squirt fight. It was a mess., @N00bFighter

We were just having fun, and then boom! I got squirted., @N00bFun

That n00b didn’t know when to stop. Now the whole room is covered in goo.