n00bspaz

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the dumb mess a n00b makes when they act like they’re in a big league game.

My n00b teammate ran into the wrong wall and got stuck like a dumb kid in a maze.

He tried to do a combo and just tripped like a baby.

She shouted 'I’m a pro!' then got hit by a rocket and fell over like a drunk tree.

the stupid chaos a n00b causes during a game like they’re trying to ruin it for everyone.

He shot at the sky and missed the enemy like he was blind and high.

She dropped her weapon and screamed like a banshee.

He kept saying 'I’m not a noob!' while falling off a cliff.

the dumb stuff a n00b does that makes you want to throw your controller at them.

He tried to run and got stuck in a wall like a confused turtle.

She jumped in the air and fell flat on her face like a pancake.

He shouted 'I’m the best!' then got killed by a kid.