n00bsance

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A noob who acts like they’re the king of the hill even though they don’t know what the hill is

My cousin tried to beat me at chess and kept moving the same piece twice. I felt sorry for the board.

That kid in the game kept talking trash but couldn’t even finish the level. Classic.

My friend joined my Discord server and immediately spammed emojis. It was like a circus.

A person who acts like they’re the best at something, but they’re just clueless and loud about it

He said he was a pro gamer, but he couldn’t beat my grandma in Fortnite.

My classmate thought he was a chef, but he burnt toast and called it ‘flavor explosion.’

My brother tried to be a DJ but just played the same song over and over.

Someone who’s so clueless they think being loud means they’re smart

My neighbor yelled at the TV like it was a rival in a fight. It was sad.

My friend tried to explain math to me like I was a kid. I was confused and annoyed.

My cousin kept shouting ‘I know everything’ even though he didn’t know what a triangle was.

A person who thinks they’re cool but they’re just clueless and obnoxious

He tried to be a rapper but just rapped about pizza. It was weird.

My friend joined a band but couldn’t even play the drums. He just hit them randomly.

My cousin tried to be a superhero but just ran around the block and fell over.

Someone who is a pain because they don’t know what they’re doing and they won’t stop talking about it

My brother kept bragging about his ‘mystery meat’ recipe, which was just ketchup and noodles.

My friend tried to be a scientist but just mixed up the chemicals and yelled ‘explosion!’

My cousin started a YouTube channel but just filmed himself eating cereal for 10 hours.