n00bsac

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A new person who is so bad they make the worst n00b look like a pro. Like they were born in a dumpster and raised by failure.
This n00bsac tried to play chess and lost in 3 moves. I felt bad for the board.
The n00bsac joined our group and ruined the vibe. We’re still recovering.
That n00bsac tried to do a TikTok dance and looked like a confused chicken.
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A fresh meat who is so bad it’s like they were born with a curse. They’re the reason n00bs got a bad reputation.
This n00bsac tried to talk to me and said 'Hey' like it was a full sentence.
That n00bsac tried to play Fortnite and died before the game started.
The n00bsac joined our Discord and spammed 'LOL' for 20 minutes straight.
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A newbie so bad they could make a n00b feel proud. They’re like the human version of a broken toaster.
This n00bsac tried to play piano and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
That n00bsac tried to do a magic trick and just fell over.
The n00bsac joined our team and immediately messed up our plans.
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A new person so bad they make the n00bs look like legends. They’re the reason the word 'n00b' exists.
This n00bsac tried to text me and wrote 'ur' like it was a full sentence.
That n00bsac tried to play basketball and couldn’t even dribble.
The n00bsac joined our group and said 'hi' like it was a full conversation.
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A fresh person so bad they could make a n00b feel like a king. They’re like the human version of a broken robot.
This n00bsac tried to play video games and died before the first level.
That n00bsac tried to talk and said 'alright' like it was a full sentence.
The n00bsac joined our game and immediately ruined it for everyone.
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