Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A nobody who dreams of being cool but ends up being even more of a nobody because he can't even do basic stuff right.

He tried to be a gangster but got kicked out of the store for talking too loud.

He joined a YouTube channel and now just cries in the comments.

He tried to text his crush but spelled 'love' as 'l0ve' and got blocked.

2

A person who thinks he's the king of the hill but gets trampled by a toddler and still thinks he's the best.

He tried to beat the level but got stuck on the first question and cried.

He tried to be funny but just said 'lol' and walked away.

He tried to flirt with the barista and got told he was 'not cute enough'.

3

A human who thinks he's a legend but is just a meat sack who can't even do basic tasks.

He tried to cook breakfast but burned the toast and the eggs and the bacon.

He tried to be a gamer but got kicked out of the game for using a walkthrough.

He tried to text his mom but wrote 'hi' with all caps and got yelled at.

4

A person who thinks he's on the top of the food chain but ends up being the one who gets fed to the chain.

He tried to be a DJ but played the same song 10 times and got booed.

He tried to be a teacher but couldn't even spell 'math' correctly.

He tried to be a rapper but just said 'yo' and walked offstage.

5

A guy who thinks he's the next big thing but is just a guy who can't even do basic stuff.

He tried to be a superhero but got knocked down by a dog.

He tried to be a chef but just threw spaghetti at the wall and called it art.

He tried to be a magician but just pulled a rabbit out of his pants and got laughed at.

6

A nobody who dreams of being a somebody but just ends up being a nobody who can't even be a nobody properly.

He tried to be a singer but just screamed into a mic and got told to leave.

He tried to be a painter but just drew a stick figure and called it modern art.

He tried to be a president but got voted out after one day.