n00bophile

I just killed that noob 10 times in a row. He didn’t even know what hit him.

That new player got crushed by my character. I felt proud.

I ran over that newbie with my tank. He screamed like a baby.

I showed that noob how to die in 3 seconds flat. He was so confused.

That new kid got roasted by my character. I had a laugh.

I made that newbie cry. He had no idea what was happening.

I murdered that noob with my sword. He looked like a deer in the headlights.

I killed that newbie so fast, he didn’t even get to say hi.

I wiped that noob out like he was nothing. It felt amazing.