n00bophile

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A guy who loves killing newbies in online games like it’s their job
I just killed that noob 10 times in a row. He didn’t even know what hit him.
That new player got crushed by my character. I felt proud.
I ran over that newbie with my tank. He screamed like a baby.
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Someone who gets off on making new players look like fools in online worlds
I showed that noob how to die in 3 seconds flat. He was so confused.
That new kid got roasted by my character. I had a laugh.
I made that newbie cry. He had no idea what was happening.
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A person who gets a hard-on from destroying newbies in online games
I murdered that noob with my sword. He looked like a deer in the headlights.
I killed that newbie so fast, he didn’t even get to say hi.
I wiped that noob out like he was nothing. It felt amazing.
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