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Getting squashed by people who can actually shoot and don’t whine about the game.

I died 12 times in a row. My squad called me a noob. I cried.

My brother said I was worse than his ex. I’m still mad.

I got sniped by a kid who plays with his dog. That’s not fair.

When you’re so bad at the game, even your dog thinks you’re a failure.

My dog left me in the middle of a match. I got killed by a guy with one arm.

I tried to hide behind a wall. The wall didn’t help me.

I shot my own teammate. That’s not a strategy.

When you’re so clueless, you think getting killed means you’re on vacation.

I died. I said I was going to get ice cream. My squad left me.

I got killed by a kid who just started playing. I felt ashamed.

I quit the game because I was tired of being laughed at.