n00bonic plague

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A massive flood of clueless newbies that crash an online place like a truck full of screaming babies.

The chat was full of people asking 'what even is a kill?'

Someone tried to join a battle royale and didn't know how to move.

A person said 'why is everyone yelling? I thought this was a library.'

When a bunch of brainless newbies show up and turn a cool online spot into a screaming mess.

A group of people asked 'how do you even win?' in the middle of a big fight.

A noob tried to take down a tank with a sword and a death wish.

Somebody posted 'is this game over? I think I just died.'

A big wave of stupid newbies that crash a game or chat like a bunch of drunk monkeys throwing bananas.

A noob tried to shoot a rocket and missed by a mile.

Someone asked 'why are we all dying?' right before the battle started.

A person said 'I thought this was a dating app.' in the middle of a warzone.

When a bunch of clueless newbies show up and turn a fun online place into a screaming, confused warzone.

A noob tried to run away from a battle and tripped.

Someone asked 'what is a health bar?' during a big fight.

A person said 'why is the sky red?' and didn't know it was just a game.

A sudden attack of brainless newbies that crash a game or chat like a bunch of confused, screaming potatoes.

A noob tried to use a sword and missed the enemy completely.

Someone asked 'what even is this game?' right after the match started.

A person said 'I think I just won, but I don't know how.'

A huge wave of clueless newbies that crash an online place like a bunch of confused, yelling babies.

A noob tried to jump into a battle and fell off a cliff.

Someone asked 'how do you even win?' during a big fight.

A person said 'I thought this was a cooking game.'