Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A trashy holiday for clueless newbies. Only losers celebrate it on December 30th because they're too stupid to know it's almost New Year's.

Hey, wanna party like a n00b? It's n00bmas!

I’m getting a lollipop for n00bmas. I’m a legend.

N00bmas is the only time I feel smart.

2

When newbies pretend it's Christmas, but it's just a sad excuse to eat cookies on December 30th.

N00bmas is like Christmas, but with less money and more confusion.

I’m eating cookies for n00bmas. I’m a genius.

N00bmas is the only time I feel rich.

3

A stupid holiday made by n00bs for n00bs. It's just a way to feel important on December 30th.

N00bmas is the best holiday ever. I’m a rockstar.

I’m getting a toy for n00bmas. I’m a winner.

N00bmas is better than actual Christmas.

4

A fake holiday for people who think they’re cool, but they’re just n00bs celebrating on December 30th.

N00bmas is my favorite holiday. I’m a king.

I’m eating cake for n00bmas. I’m a god.

N00bmas is the only time I feel powerful.

5

When n00bs try to be cool by pretending it's Christmas on December 30th. It’s just a disaster.

N00bmas is the worst holiday ever. I’m a fool.

I’m getting a lollipop for n00bmas. I’m a legend.

N00bmas is just a way to look stupid.

6

A weak holiday for weak people. N00bs celebrate it on December 30th because they have no life.

I’m celebrating n00bmas. I’m a weakling.

N00bmas is the only time I feel alive.

I’m getting a toy for n00bmas. I’m a weakling.