N00blor

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A top-tier legend who came down from heaven to babysit clueless newbies and laugh at their dumb questions
Bro, I'm a N00Blor. I used to rip people apart with my bare hands. Now I'm here explaining why you can't just click 'download' and expect it to work.
You think you're the first person to not know what a RAR file is? I've seen people cry over that.
I was a god once. Now I just answer questions like 'Why is my game not working?'
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The N00Blor’s right-hand man. He’s got the brains and the attitude to make sure newbies stay stupid and the N00Blor stays happy.
An00bis here. I don’t just know how to rip files. I know how to make you feel stupid while doing it.
I’m the An00bis. I don’t just help the N00Blor. I make sure you’re the one who gets mocked.
You think you’re smart? I’ve seen people get kicked out of chatrooms for not knowing what a . exe is.
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High-level nobles who know a thing or two about warez but still act like they’re better than everyone else.
N00Blobytes here. I know how to rip files, but I still act like I’m better than the N00bians.
I’m a N00Blobyte. I can rip files in my sleep. But I still make fun of the N00bians for using Kazaa.
I don’t just know how to rip files. I know how to make the N00bians feel stupid while doing it.
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Average people who use basic programs and still manage to mess everything up.
I’m a N00b. I use Kazaa. I don’t know what a RAR file is. I just click 'download' and hope for the best.
I’m a N00b. I try to rip files but I end up with a broken game. I don’t even know what that means.
I’m a N00b. I asked 'How do I download a RAR video?' and now I feel stupid.
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The lowest of the low. They don’t even know what a RAR file is and still think they’re cool.
I’m a N00b. I don’t know what a RAR file is. I just search 'How to download RAR videos' and call it a day.
I’m a N00b. I tried to rip a file but it didn’t work. I don’t even know why.
I’m a N00b. I asked 'Why is my game not working?' and now I feel like a total idiot.
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