N00blit

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A n00blit is a kid who thinks they're cool but can't even beat you in a game and yells like a toddler with a broken crayon.
Why u always win? U cheat! (from a kid who got 3 kills and died 10 times)
I’m the best at this game! (said no one ever)
I have a mic! I’m a pro! (while screaming into a phone)
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A n00blit is a clueless kid who thinks they’re awesome and yells like they’re fighting a dragon.
I’m gonna beat u in this game! (after dying 5 times in a row)
I have a mic! I’m the best! (while screaming into a toy phone)
U are weak! (said by a kid who got 2 kills)
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A n00blit is a kid who plays games like they’re life and yells so loud it could wake the dead.
I’m gonna win this game! (after dying 7 times)
U are the worst! (said by a kid who got 1 kill)
I have a mic! I’m the best! (while screaming into a broken phone)
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A n00blit is a kid who thinks they’re a beast at games and yells like they’re in a war.
I’m gonna beat u! (after dying 6 times)
I’m the best! (said by a kid who got 2 kills)
I have a mic! I’m a pro! (while screaming into a phone)
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A n00blit is a kid who plays games like it’s a competition and screams like they’re being tortured.
I’m gonna win! (said by a kid who got 1 kill)
U are weak! (after dying 10 times)
I have a mic! I’m the best! (while screaming into a broken phone)
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