Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A noob who won't stop hanging around like they own the place.

Why are you still here? I already told you to go home.

You’re like a skunk in a perfume shop. You don’t belong here.

You’re the reason I haven’t slept in three days.

2

A newb who refuses to leave, even when you throw things at them.

I threw a shoe. You still stayed.

You're like a ghost. You won’t leave even when you're dead.

I told you to GTFO, and you said, 'I’ll be back.'

3

A rookie who lingers like they’re waiting for a free meal.

You’re not leaving until I give you a snack.

You’re like a dog waiting by the door. You won’t stop sniffing.

I said 'goodbye,' and you said, 'I’ll see you later.'

4

A greenhorn who won’t stop hanging around like they’re paid to be there.

You’re getting paid to stay? Cool, I’m getting paid to leave.

You’re like a leech. You won’t let go.

I said, 'see you later,' and you said, 'I’m still here.'

5

A newbie who lingers like they’re trying to steal your spotlight.

You’re like a thief in the night. You won’t leave.

You’re the reason I’m not the center of attention.

You’re the reason I’m getting tired of this.

6

A chump who won’t stop hanging around like they’re waiting for a miracle.

You’re like a kid waiting for Santa. You won’t leave.

I told you to go, and you said, 'I’m waiting for a miracle.'

You’re the reason I’m not getting any work done.