N00bling

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A baby who doesn't know how to play the game yet and still thinks they're cool.
'Why did you get killed? You're a noobling!'
'That guy walked into a fireball like it was a buffet.'
'She tried to solo the boss and got interrupted by a pigeon.'
2
A person who's so new they still think the tutorial is a joke and not a warning.
'He used the same spell three times and called it a strategy.'
'She didn't even know the map had a door.'
'He tried to fight the dragon with a pencil.'
3
A human who still thinks the game is easy and doesn't know what 'hard mode' is.
'He thought the boss was a joke until it breathed fire on him.'
'She didn't know you could die twice.'
'He got confused when the screen turned black.'
4
A person who thinks they're a legend but still can't beat the first level.
'He called himself a warrior but got scared by a goblin.'
'She tried to fight the knight with a banana.'
'He thought the level was a joke until it killed him.'
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A person who still thinks they're the main character even though they're just a sidekick.
'He tried to save the princess but got knocked out by a guard.'
'She thought she was the hero but got killed by a zombie.'
'He tried to take on the whole army by himself.'
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A person who still thinks the game is fair even after getting killed by a rock.
'He got hit by a rock and still thought it was a joke.'
'She got knocked out by a tree and still kept fighting.'
'He tried to run from a fireball and got burned.'
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