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A person so n00b they think a keyboard is for eating
I tried to log in and it was like I was trying to eat a keyboard.
He used caps lock like it was a swear word.
She asked if the Wi-Fi was on fire.
n00blicous
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A human who thinks the internet is just a really loud phone
He yelled at his phone like it owed him money.
She said the internet was ‘too loud for her ears.’
He tried to text me through a loudspeaker.
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A person so n00b they think ‘delete’ means ‘throw it away’
He threw his phone out the window because it ‘deleted’ his feelings.
She tossed her laptop like it was a betrayal.
He ate his tablet because it ‘deleted’ his snacks.
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A person who uses ‘n00b’ like it’s a swear word
He called me a n00b so hard he broke the internet.
She said I was a n00b and then cried.
He screamed ‘n00b’ so loud the servers crashed.
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A human who thinks ‘n00blicous’ is a food group
He ate n00blicous for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She tried to make n00blicous soup and it exploded.
He drank n00blicous out of a fire hydrant.
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A person who thinks ‘n00blicous’ is a type of dog
He tried to train his dog to say ‘n00blicous’ and it barked back.
She said her dog was the king of n00blicous.
He walked his dog around the block shouting ‘n00blicous’.