n00blette

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A n00blette is a brainless newbie who thinks they're better than a n00b. They’re like a n00b’s sad cousin.
My cousin thinks she’s a pro because she beat me at Mario Kart once. She’s a n00blette.
He tried to start a band and called it ‘The Rock.’ He’s a n00blette.
She still believes the Earth is flat. She’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00blette is a tiny-brained fool who thinks they’re smart. They’re stuck between a n00b and a total failure.
He tried to explain gravity and failed. He’s a n00blette.
She still uses a flip phone. She’s a n00blette.
He thinks he’s a hacker because he changed his password once. He’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00blette is a brain-dead newbie who thinks they're cool. They’re like a n00b who got a little bit of attention.
She got a ‘like’ on her Instagram and now she thinks she’s a star. She’s a n00blette.
He tried to play guitar and just screamed into it. He’s a n00blette.
He thinks he’s a philosopher because he once said ‘Life is pain.’ He’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00blette is a baby n00b who thinks they're a legend. They're barely above a complete idiot.
She thinks she's a legend because she got a B on a test. She’s a n00blette.
He claims he's a genius because he knows what 2+2 is. He’s a n00blette.
He thinks he's a king because he got first place in his class. He’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00blette is a weak n00b who thinks they're tough. They're like a n00b who got a tiny bit of respect.
He thinks he's tough because he once yelled at a pigeon. He’s a n00blette.
She claims to be a warrior because she beat her mom at chess. She’s a n00blette.
He thinks he's a beast because he once did push-ups. He’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00blette is a half-decent n00b who thinks they're amazing. They're just one step above a total disaster.
He thinks he's amazing because he knows how to use a microwave. He’s a n00blette.
She claims to be a genius because she spelled ‘cat’ correctly. She’s a n00blette.
He thinks he’s a king because he once won a game of Uno. He’s a n00blette.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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