Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny n00b who thinks they're a legend. They post about cartoons and scream at people for no reason. They also think they're the best at everything.

Why u hate my favorite show? U r a fag!

I swear at u 4 no reason. U r a noob!

I'm the best at this game. U r a noob!

2

A kid who thinks they're cool by playing with pros. They have a voice that sounds like a squirrel and yell at people through a mic to be annoying.

I'm cool. U r not. I play with pros.

Why u not cool? U r a noob!

I yell at u through my mic. U r a noob!

3

A n00b with a tiny willy. They think they're awesome and act like they know everything, even though they're bad at the game.

I have a tiny willy. U r a noob!

I'm the best. U r a noob!

I know everything. U r a noob!

4

A n00b who's even more annoying. They whine when they lose and scream like a baby every time they get killed.

I whine when I die. U r a noob!

I scream like a baby. U r a noob!

I'm not a noob. U r!

5

A n00b who thinks they're super elite. They lie about their age and say they're better than everyone else, even though they're not.

I'm 14. U r a noob!

I'm better than u. U r a noob!

I'm not a noob. I'm elite!

6

A n00b who copies other n00bs to get a ban. They’re just a weak version of a n00b who wants to be cool.

I copy other noobs. U r a noob!

I want to be cool. U r a noob!

I’m a noob apprentice. U r a noob!

7

A fancier version of a n00b. They think they're special and use all the fancy slang, but they're still bad at the game.

I'm a fancy noob. U r a noob!

I use all the fancy slang. U r a noob!

I'm special. U r a noob!