n00blar

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a stupid rookie who doesn't know what they're doing and probably has a face like a confused potato

My cousin is a n00blar. He tried to play chess and lost to a toaster.

That kid in my class is a n00blar. He thought pizza was a type of math problem.

My dog is a n00blar. He tried to play video games and just barked at the screen.

a clueless newbie who thinks they're cool but is actually just a waste of oxygen

My friend is a n00blar. He tried to be a rapper and just said 'I like cheese.'

My brother is a n00blar. He tried to cook and burned the house down.

My teacher called me a n00blar because I thought 'math' was a type of snack.

a brain-dead newb who probably got kicked out of the game for being too dumb to follow the rules

My mom is a n00blar. She tried to play Scrabble and used the word 'bologna' as a verb.

My dad is a n00blar. He tried to play poker and bet his last dollar on a donkey.

My little sister is a n00blar. She tried to play Fortnite and just sat there eating cereal.