n00bkin

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A useless boomkin who gets stomped by every other class. They’re like a baby with a broken toy.
I just watched a n00bkin get one-shotted by a paladin. It was sad.
That n00bkin ran into a wall and died. Literally.
My friend tried to heal a n00bkin. He got more damage than the n00bkin.
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A boomkin who’s so bad, they make the whole group look bad. Like a rotten apple in a fruit basket.
That n00bkin turned our raid into a nightmare. We lost 10 minutes to their stupidity.
The n00bkin used the wrong spell and got everyone killed.
I was the only one who didn’t laugh when the n00bkin died to a goblin.
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A boomkin who’s so n00bish, they get laughed at by every other class. They’re like a kid who still uses a lollipop to fight a dragon.
The n00bkin tried to solo a boss. It was like watching a chicken fight a shark.
I walked in on a n00bkin crying because they failed a simple quest.
The n00bkin didn’t know how to use their pet. It was a disgrace.
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A boomkin who’s so bad, they make the game worse for everyone. Like a bad smell in a library.
That n00bkin turned our dungeon into a joke. We all laughed at them.
The n00bkin used the wrong spell at the wrong time. We all died.
I gave up on the game because of that n00bkin.
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A boomkin who’s so n00bish, they don’t even know what n00bkin means. They’re like a blind man who just got a new pair of shoes.
The n00bkin asked what a boss was. I cried.
That n00bkin didn’t know how to heal. It was embarrassing.
I told the n00bkin they were a n00bkin. They asked what that meant.
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