n00bje

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A total rookie who can’t tell a mouse from a keyboard. Used in games like Counter-Strike when you get killed by a kid who just started playing.
You’re a n00bje, I’ve seen monkeys play better.
That n00bje got eliminated in 10 seconds.
He’s a n00bje, he thought the enemy was his teammate.
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A noob who is so bad, they make the noobs look good. Like a kid who thinks the map is a trap because they didn’t read the instructions.
That n00bje thinks the map is a trap.
He’s a n00bje, he didn’t even know what a weapon was.
That n00bje got killed by a grenade and still didn’t know what it was.
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A total loser who can’t even aim straight. Used to describe someone who shoots at the sky and still gets killed by a little kid.
That n00bje shot at the sky and got killed.
He’s a n00bje, he missed every shot.
The n00bje got eliminated by a kid who just started playing.
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A newbie who is so clueless, they don’t know what a team is. Used in online games like Counter-Strike when you get killed by someone who thinks the enemy is on your team.
That n00bje thinks the enemy is on our team.
He’s a n00bje, he didn’t know what a team was.
That n00bje got killed by someone on his own team.
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A total noob who doesn’t know what a game is. Used when someone plays like they’ve never seen a screen before.
That n00bje didn’t know what a game was.
He’s a n00bje, he thought the screen was broken.
The n00bje got eliminated because he didn’t know how to move.
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