n00bivor

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A n00bivor is someone who only eats n00bs. They rip them apart like a wolf in a meat market.
Bro, I just got pwned by a n00bivor. My soul is now their snack.
That noob at the game was a n00bivor. He ate my whole team like they were candy.
My cousin is a n00bivor. He eats n00bs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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A n00bivor is a beast that only chows down on n00bs. They don’t even like regular people.
This n00bivor just roasted my friend in the chat. It was like watching a steak get seared.
The n00bivor in my class eats n00bs for fun. I think he’s got a snack drawer full of noobs.
That guy is a n00bivor. He didn’t even blink when he pwned me.
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A n00bivor is someone who only eats n00bs. They’re like the god of noobs, and they laugh while they eat them.
That n00bivor just pwned me in the game. He laughed like I was a joke.
My friend is a n00bivor. He eats n00bs and leaves them in the trash like they’re nothing.
The n00bivor in my squad eats n00bs for breakfast. I think he’s got a noob snack bar.
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A n00bivor is a beast that only eats n00bs. They’re the best at life, and they don’t even sweat it.
That n00bivor just ate my whole team. I think he’s got a noob snack stash in his closet.
My brother is a n00bivor. He eats n00bs like they’re pizza.
The n00bivor in my class just got me. He doesn’t even blink when he pwns people.
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