Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate noob, stuck on level 1 in World of Warcraft, gets pwned every time like it's their job

"I died to a goblin in the first quest!", #NoobLife

Got crushed by a level 5 warrior. My dog is more powerful than me.

"I tried to fight a bear. It was a bear. I was a noob."

2

A total newbie who can't handle anything in World of Warcraft, gets destroyed by people who know what they're doing

"I tried to heal. My priest just laughed at me."

Died 10 times in one quest. My grandma has more stamina than me.

"I attacked a dragon. It looked at me like I was a joke."

3

The worst player ever, level 1 in World of Warcraft, gets beaten up by anyone who blinks

"I got pwned by a kid in a classroom. I'm a noob."

Died to a goblin. I'm more of a goblin than a warrior.

"I tried to fight a knight. He was like, 'You're not even a knight.'"

4

The most basic noob, level 1 in World of Warcraft, gets trounced by people who just started playing

"I tried to cast a spell. My mage was like, 'What even is this?'"

Got beat by a level 2 player. I'm the weakest link.

I died to a warrior. He was a warrior. I was a noob.

5

The ultimate newbie, level 1 in World of Warcraft, gets wiped out by people who know what they're doing

"I tried to run. My horse ran faster than me."

Died to a level 3 warrior. I'm a level 1 noob.

I tried to fight. My enemy was like, 'You're not even close.'

6

The most annoying noob ever, level 1 in World of Warcraft, gets pwned by anyone who blinks

"I tried to attack. My enemy laughed at me."

Died to a level 2 player. I'm a noob. I'm a noob. I'm a noob.

I tried to fight a bear. I'm not even a bear.