Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so clueless they think a toaster is a spaceship

Hey n00bit, you just burned down the kitchen

I tried to log in and you said 'password' is a type of cereal

You thought a virus was a pop song

2

the kind of person who thinks emojis are a language and not just sad faces

You sent a 🍕 and called it a 'text message'

You tried to explain your day with just 🤡 and 🤪

You asked if the moon was a 🌕 or a 🌘

3

someone who thinks getting a '404 error' is a fancy way of saying 'I'm late for dinner'

You clicked a link and got a 404 and said 'cool'

You thought your computer was mad at you

You called a 404 a 'cyber tantrum'

4

a person who thinks a 'Wi-Fi' is a type of sandwich

You asked for a 'Wi-Fi' and a 'cheeseburger'

You said 'I need my Wi-Fi and my mom'

You brought a Wi-Fi to school and got in trouble

5

a human who thinks a 'browser' is a type of dog

You said 'my browser is sick'

You asked if the dog could surf the internet

You named your browser 'Buddy'

6

a person who thinks a 'tab' is a kind of shirt you wear to a concert

You opened a tab and said 'I'm going to the concert'

You closed a tab and said 'I'm going home'

You had 10 tabs open and said 'I have 10 shirts'