n00bistan

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A dump for clueless kids from the -stan countries who think they're cool but are just sad and confused.

My cousin from Kyrgyzstan thinks he's a gangster. He's just a sad guy with a bad haircut.

My friend from Uzbekistan tried to text me in emojis. It looked like a broken keyboard.

My neighbor from Kazakhstan said he can fight anyone. He ran away from a pigeon.

A trash heap for brainless -stan kids who think they're tough but are just confused and loud.

My brother from Tajikistan tried to start a fight with my dog. The dog just blinked.

My classmate from Afghanistan said he can lift a car. He can't lift a couch.

My friend from Kazakhstan tried to rap. It sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender.

A stupid place for -stan kids who think they're famous but are just lost and confused.

My cousin from Pakistan tried to be a superhero. He wore a shirt and called himself ‘Captain Sock.’

My friend from Kazakhstan said he can beat anyone in a dance-off. He tried to dance. It was like a seizure.

My classmate from Tajikistan said he’s the king of the world. He’s just the king of his bedroom.