n00bist

I'm a n00bist because I still use the old password 'password123' and think it's safe.

She's a n00bist. She tried to fix her phone by throwing it into a blender.

He's a n00bist. He asked how to turn on his laptop and got yelled at by the coffee machine.

He's a n00bist. He deleted the whole internet just to see what would happen.

She's a n00bist. She tried to install a game and ended up with a goat in her computer.

They're n00bists. They changed the Wi-Fi password to 'biscuit' and called it a feature.

He's a n00bist. He tried to text message and ended up summoning a demon.

She's a n00bist. She clicked 'yes' to a virus and now her computer screams every time she opens a file.

They're n00bists. They tried to play video games and their controller exploded.