n00bishness

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The gross act of being a total noob. Like you're stuck in the Stone Age and everyone else is in the future.

I tried to log in and it said 'error 404' and I cried like a baby.

He tried to play chess and moved the queen first. Then he asked why it didn't work.

She tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo' and I facepalmed.

Acting like you're a baby who just learned to walk. You're clueless and everyone around you is laughing at you.

He tried to build a computer and used a spoon as a screwdriver.

She tried to play Fortnite and kept falling into the void like it was a trap.

He asked if the sky was blue and I had to explain it to him like he was a toddler.

When you're so bad at something it's like you were born in the wrong century. Everyone else is moving forward, and you're stuck in the past.

He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

She tried to do a TikTok dance and it looked like she was having a seizure.

He tried to cook and burned the toast so badly it was a fire hazard.