n00biphobia

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A really bad hate for n00bs or anyone who acts like one, like they’re annoying little ants on your foot.

'I can't stand this n00b, he's like a mosquito that won't stop biting me!'

She screamed at the n00b for not knowing what a 'ping' was. Classic.

He called me a n00b in front of my friends. I told him to go die in a hole.

When you’re so mad at n00bs that you want to punch them in the face and also cry.

'That n00b ruined my game. I want to punch him and also eat ice cream.'

He said I was a n00b and I cried. I was also angry. So that was two things.

I saw a n00b and I yelled, 'I hate you!' Then I walked away like I was cool.

The worst kind of hate for n00bs, like they’re the worst people ever and you’re the best.

'That n00b is the worst person in the whole world. I am the best.'

She told the n00b he was the worst. Then she said, 'I am the best.'

He called me a n00b, and I said, 'You’re the worst. I’m the best.'

When you think n00bs are so dumb that you want to throw them out of a window.

'I saw a n00b and I wanted to throw him out of a window. He was that dumb.'

She said the n00b was so dumb, she wanted to throw him out of a window. I believed her.

He said I was a n00b. I told him I was going to throw him out of a window.

A really strong dislike for n00bs, like they’re the most annoying people you’ve ever met.

'I hate n00bs. They’re the most annoying people in the world.'

He said the n00b was the most annoying person he had ever met. He was right.

She told me I was a n00b and the most annoying person. I told her I was going to punch her.

When you’re so fed up with n00bs that you’re ready to explode and yell at them.

'I can’t take this n00b anymore. I’m going to explode and yell at him.'

She said she was so fed up with the n00b that she wanted to explode. I believed her.

He told me I was a n00b and I said, 'I’m going to explode and yell at you!'