n00bing

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One word, 'camping', but it's just a fancy way to say 'I'm too lazy to live properly.'

@user1: Bro, I've been camping for three days and I still haven't learned how to cook.

@user2: Camping is just sleeping in a tent and calling it a lifestyle.

@user3: I'm camping, but I'm still not out of my mom's house.

A person who plays online games like they're the only one who matters, but they're so bad they make the game feel like a punishment.

@user1: I beat this n00b in 30 seconds and he cried like a baby.

@user2: This n00b can't even aim straight, and he's got a 100% kill rate.

@user3: I saw this n00b play and I felt sorry for the game.

A new guy in the group who's probably a dude and thinks being the bottom in anal sex is the highlight of his week.

@user1: This n00b just took it like a champ and still didn't know what was happening.

@user2: I asked this n00b if he had a life, and he said 'no, but I have a good bottom.'

@user3: This n00b is the reason we all have to go to the bathroom after every meeting.

The factory where all the n00bs are made, it's like a meat grinder for clueless people.

@user1: I walked into the fag0try and immediately knew I was a n00b.

@user2: This fag0try is so bad it makes the n00bs look good.

@user3: I came out of the fag0try and I didn't know my own name.