Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clueless rookie who thinks they’re the best when they’re actually the worst. They brag like they’ve won the Super Bowl when they’ve only beaten their mom in a video game.

'I’m a pro gamer, bro. I’ve beaten every single person on this server.' (He lost to a 10-year-old.)

‘I’m gonna take over the world, no matter what.’ (He couldn’t beat his brother in a Mario Kart race.)

‘I’m the king of this game, and I will rule forever.’ (He got eliminated in the first round.)

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2

A word dumb people use to laugh at newbies. These are usually the same people who can’t even beat their own grandma in a game.

‘Look at this n00b, he can’t even aim straight!’ (He shot himself in the head.)

‘This n00b is the worst, he’s slower than a snail.’ (He took 10 minutes to kill a goblin.)

‘N00b! You are so bad, even the monsters are laughing at you.’ (He was dead.)

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3

Someone who acts like they’re stupid on a chat or message board. They type like they have a brain made of jelly.

‘I don’t know what lmao means, but I’m gonna say it’s cool.’ (He had no idea what it meant.)

‘Lmao is not cool. I think it’s imao.’ (He had no idea what lmao meant.)

‘I’m so dumb, I think my brain is made of cheese.’ (He had no idea what lmao meant.)

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4

A person who doesn’t know what lmao means. They think it’s imao and still get confused when people laugh at them.

‘Lmao is cool. Imao is stupid. I think I’m imao.’ (He had no idea what lmao meant.)

‘I think lmao is imao. I think I’m imao.’ (He had no idea what lmao meant.)

‘I think I’m imao. I think lmao is imao. I’m confused.’ (He had no idea what lmao meant.)

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5

A friend who is a total n00b. They act like they’re super cool, but they’re actually the worst.

‘I’m the best friend ever. I’m gonna be the king of this game.’ (He got killed in the first round.)

‘I’m gonna beat everyone. I’m gonna be the king of this game.’ (He got killed in the first round.)

‘I’m the best. I’m gonna be the king of this game.’ (He got killed in the first round.)

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6

A weapon you use when you can’t get any kills. It’s like a last-ditch effort to save your face.

‘I’m gonna use the n00b cannon. I’m gonna get at least one kill.’ (He killed a goblin.)

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7

A weapon so powerful, only the worst players use it because they’re too dumb to do it the real way.

‘I’m gonna use the n00b cannon. I’m gonna get at least one kill.’ (He killed a goblin.)

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