n00bidity

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the dumbest way to act like you know nothing and are too lazy to learn

I tried to play chess and moved my queen first. Then I cried when I lost.

He tried to text me in all caps and then got confused when I replied normally.

She tried to explain how to tie a shoelace like it was a secret code.

when someone acts like a complete idiot and doesn’t even realize they are being a total moron

He tried to cook a steak and set the house on fire. Then he said it was a ‘flavor explosion’.

She tried to use a printer and thought it was a vending machine.

He tried to play Fortnite and kept falling into the ocean.

the art of making mistakes so obvious even your mom would be embarrassed by you

He tried to text me and spelled ‘hello’ as ‘helo’ and called me ‘dude’ like I was 10.

She tried to do a math problem and divided by zero and then screamed.

He tried to play a video game and kept pressing the wrong button like it was a personal attack.

when you are so stupid you think being loud makes you look cool and not like a total idiot

He tried to be cool by shouting in the library and got sent to the principal’s office.

She tried to sing in the shower and forgot the lyrics and started crying.

He tried to text me and used all caps and then said it was ‘meme style’.

the skill of being so clueless you think you are smart and everyone else is stupid

He tried to play a card game and thought aces were the worst cards.

She tried to explain the internet and thought it was a type of pizza.

He tried to do a math problem and said 2 + 2 was ‘probably 5’.