n00bian desert

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A cursed wasteland in Scotland where the worst n00bs are dumped like trash and left to die of stupidity.

I got exiled to n00bian desert for calling a pizza a sandwich.

My cousin got sent to n00bian desert for stealing my lunch money.

They threw the biggest n00b into the desert and he cried like a baby.

A place so bad even the n00bs don't want to go there, but they get sent anyway because they're too dumb to know better.

They sent my friend to the desert for thinking a mouse was a rat.

The desert got a new resident because he called a teacher a f***ing kid.

My dog got sent to the desert for eating my homework.

A prison for n00bs who are so bad they get banished to a land where the sun beats down like a f***ing boss.

They banished me to the desert for cheating at a game I didn't even know existed.

The worst n00b got sent to the desert and now he's screaming at the sky.

My little brother got sent to the desert for wearing socks with sandals.