n00bgasm

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A n00bgasm is when a n00b messes everything up so bad, even the pros look like they got hit by a truck.

My cousin tried to play Fortnite and got killed by a 5-year-old.

I joined a game and the other team was like, 'What is this?'

My friend tried to use a cheat code and it just made him fall off a cliff.

N00bgasm happens when a new player gets totally owned and the pros are like, 'Bro, you're a disgrace.'

My little brother tried to play Call of Duty and got pwned by my dog.

That kid joined our game and couldn't even aim straight.

The new guy tried to play and got shot by a 10-year-old.

You get a n00bgasm when you're on the losing team and it’s all because of that idiot n00b.

We lost because our friend couldn’t even shoot straight.

Our team got wrecked because the new guy kept running into walls.

We lost the game because the guy on our team was playing with a broken controller.