n00bflex, n00bflexes

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When a noob starts flailing like a blind man in a candy store, trying to hit something but just making a mess of everything. They scream like a banshee and shoot in every direction like they’re trying to kill the whole internet.
My friend just n00bflexed in Fortnite and hit 10 enemies by accident. Still got 1st place. Bro’s a god.
He started n00bflexing in Call of Duty and missed every shot. It was like watching a kid throw a tantrum.
She n00bflexed in Apex and accidentally killed her squad. They all died laughing.
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A noob trying so hard to look cool, but all they do is flap their arms like a chicken and spray bullets everywhere. It’s like watching a toddler with a fire hose.
He n00bflexed in Valorant and got eliminated by a kid with a mouse. Classic.
She n00bflexed in Overwatch and killed the enemy healer. It was beautiful.
He n00bflexed in Rocket League and hit the ball into the sky. We all laughed for 10 minutes.
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When a noob gets scared and starts shooting wildly like they’re being hunted by a pack of wolves. It’s like watching a goat try to fight a bear.
He n00bflexed in Minecraft and shot every block in the map. It was epic.
She n00bflexed in Genshin Impact and killed the boss by accident. It was glorious.
He n00bflexed in Roblox and got eliminated by a kid with a sword. It was sad.
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