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a brainless meathead who thinks they're the king of the hill when they're just tripping over their own feet.

@joeblow: 'I don't know why everyone's laughing, I thought I was winning.'

My cousin tried to explain TikTok to me, and I just stared at him like he was speaking Latin.

He walked into a wall and still didn't get why it happened.

a human who thinks they're smart but is really just a walking disaster waiting to happen.

'I didn't fail, I just had a moment of confusion.', said no one ever.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline.

She took a selfie in the middle of a fire and still didn't know what was going on.

a person who's so lost they think they're on a spaceship when they're just in the grocery store.

'I thought the cart was a portal to another dimension.'

He asked for directions and got lost on the way to the directions.

She tried to use the self-checkout and now she's crying.

a person who's so dumb they think they're a superhero when they're just walking into traffic.

'I didn't get hit, I just had a moment of glory.'

He ran into the street and still didn't know why the car stopped.

She tried to save the day by waving at a truck and got run over.

a person who thinks they're the best at everything, but is actually just really bad at everything.

'I don't know why I failed, I was just being myself.'

He thought he was a chef, but he burned the toast and the toaster.

She tried to be a singer, but she screamed instead of sang.