n00besque

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A fancy word for being super clueless and acting like you know everything when you really don't.

My cousin tried to play chess and didn't know what a knight was. Pure n00besque.

He called me a noob in a video game, but he couldn't beat me in a single round. Classic n00besque.

She texted me 'u r 2 lazy 2 read' and didn't know what '2' meant. Full n00besque.

When you're so dumb you think you're the smartest person in the room, and everyone else is just a background character.

He bragged about knowing all the slang but didn't know what 'lit' meant. Total n00besque.

She said she was a pro gamer, but she couldn't tell the difference between a mouse and a keyboard. N00besque at its finest.

He texted me 'u r gonnna fail' and didn't know what 'gonnna' meant. Pure n00besque.

When you're so lost you think you're leading the way, and everyone else is just confused.

He tried to give directions but said 'go straight' when the road was turning left. N00besque in real life.

She texted me 'u r dumb' but didn't know what 'dumb' meant. Full n00besque.

He said he knew all the words but couldn't spell 'n00besque'. That’s n00besque squared.

When you act like you’re the king of the hill, but you’re just standing on a dirt patch with a broken helmet.

He called himself a king in a video game, but he didn’t know how to fight. N00besque royalty.

She said she was the best at math, but she couldn’t add 2 + 2. N00besque math.

He tried to be cool but said 'n00besque' like it was a swear word. That’s n00besque to the max.

When you think you're the smartest person in the room, but you’re just the loudest one.

He yelled at the teacher for no reason. Classic n00besque.

She said she knew everything but didn’t know what ‘everything’ meant. N00besque overload.

He said ‘I’m the best’ but couldn’t beat me in a spelling bee. That’s n00besque to the core.