n00berty

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N00berty is when a n00blet turns into a full-on n00b. It usually hits kids around 13 to 15, but some losers don’t get it until they’re 18 or 19. It’s like puberty, but worse, and it mostly hits boys first.
My cousin just got n00berty and now he spells 'hello' as 'h3ll0'.
He yells 'WTF' every time someone talks to him.
He uses '1' instead of exclamation marks like it’s a crime.
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N00berty is when a clueless n00b finally becomes a l33t pro, especially in games like Counterstrike. It’s like puberty, but with more rage and less hair.
My friend went from getting killed in 10 seconds to killing people in 10 seconds.
He started using 'LOL' instead of laughing out loud.
He stopped spelling things wrong and started spelling everything wrong in a cool way.
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N00berty is like puberty but for gamers. It hits everyone eventually, but it’s mostly boys who get it first. You’ll be distracted, you’ll spell things wrong, and you’ll use too many internet slang words.
My brother got n00berty and now he screams 'OMG' at every little thing.
He started using '1' instead of exclamation marks like it was a fashion trend.
He can’t focus on anything for more than 5 seconds.
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