n00bert

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A total noob who also happens to be named Bert. It’s like being the weakest link in a game show and also the guy who forgot to bring the snacks.

Bert tried to hack the Wi-Fi and got locked out of his own phone.

Bert asked how to open a can of soda and got told to 'just press the button.'

Bert tried to play chess and thought the pieces were just random stickers.

A noob so bad that even the word 'noob' feels like a compliment. This guy is the reason why the word 'n00bert' was invented, and it’s a curse.

N00bert tried to text and used all caps like it was a war zone.

N00bert thought 'like' was a verb and used it 12 times in one sentence.

N00bert tried to explain a joke and made it longer than the movie version.